Women's Shower Time – My Eyes Are Up Here Tee

Sleepy Platypus is for the chronically tired, coffee-dependent and only technically awake. A black T-shirt range for people powered by poor decisions, stubbornness and the vague hope that caffeine might yet perform a miracle.

Featuring our permanently exhausted platypus in a selection of painfully relatable situations, each design is printed on a black tee and available in sizes S, M, L and XL.

Perfect for insomnia sufferers, night owls, reluctant mornings, gym avoidance, shower avoidance, work avoidance and anyone who has ever looked in the mirror and thought, “That’ll have to do.”

Wear responsibly. Coffee not included. Dignity optional.